One egg, two souls...

The thing people don’t understand about twin’s is,
They are not sister's,
They are not best friends,
They are both... and more...

But this twin rule doesn’t work with every twin, it only works with your own twin.
So don’t try it...

Yes.. Rule one.. As I was saying,
Rule one of the twin’s chartae,
don’t try and replace a twins, twin...
You will not be both, and you will not get more.. You will get less.
If that makes sense to you’re single birthed mind, read on, to quote two...

Same hair, same eyes, same mind

Don’t try and put a twin agenst their twin,

Example A>
Don’t tell a twin a secrete with the catch phrase ( don’t tell you’re twin ) because the first thing they will do when you’re back is turned is do the exact thing you didn't want them to.
This isn’t because they are untrustworthy, on the contrary twins are usually the best people you will ever meet...
It's simply because they have been conversing over the same old subjects their whole life’s, and you’re little incident is a whole ten mins of convocation topic not yet ventured.
If it ever does get brang up again, its one of those reminiscing twin moments, and you should be delighted to have been part of such a touching memory... Maybe one day you will be added into the twins biography, and come on, who wouldn’t want that.

Example B >
If you ever make the mistake of falling for a twin, remember the twin you have fallen for's twin is watching you from the shadows like a hawk on heat.
They will become your greatest rival, even if you don’t know about it.
Because you see, you dating 'their' twin, is as if you are trying to turn ‘their’ twin agenst ‘them’.
So you are instantly villanised...
If you have ever dated a twin, you will know relationships come thick and fast, and they scarcely last longer then a week.
Unless you have charmed the twins’ twin into liking you, which is somewhat of a myth these days... No one has heard of that happening for yonks.

'It is said that twins are mischievous imps sent up from hell to confuse people into double vision... this could lead to the medical condition of 'lazy eye,' over wise known as 'the peripheries’. Or to even worse conditions as, schizophrenia of the vision.'

Now you may be thinking the world is coming to an end, this is the apocalypse.. You may be right.. But didn’t I tell you twins were the nicest people you will every meet... Because you can be guaranteed that they wont talk behind you’re back to anyone except each other.

Myth one.. And this is a big one that has continuously been confused though the ages, is that there is a good and a bad twin that is incorrect for they are both bad...
After all, they are reincarnations of devilish imps set forth to reek havoc upon the world. (Reference, vision schizophrenia)

If you think each twin is an individual you are an idiot, they are the same!!! And they will make this known to you by speaking in sync, dressing in sync, and having the same monotonial voice.
If you disagree with this, those twins are not twins, they are a mess up in the system and they should be terminated.

We are only discussing here the phenomena of the identical twin aka (devilish imp's.) For fraternal twins, are not of the same make, they are the twins who confuse you in the way of 'how can you be twin's, you don't look the same.' -quote elderly man

It has always been the fraternal twin’s shame that they do not look the same, making them the inferior species of the twin race.
Non often to not, this inferior outrage leads to a incestuous relationship. And this topic should be entered by mature adults, and that does not include me.

So how do you survive the twin?
Simple,
You get an onion and a cheese grater, and if you see them coming, you grate like crazy...
This will make you’re eyes run my dear...
And this is the only known way to stop vision schizophrenia and its sub types, 'lazy eye, and the peripheries.'